"billious" <billious_1954@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "vz07mk" <vz07mk.213c7d@pcbanter.net> wrote in message
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>> Og Wrote:
>>> Would is inherently a poor conductor, so you will need to soak it in a
>>> good
>>> electrolyte in order to provide the electrons necessary to conduct
>>> electricity.
>>>
>>> steve
>>>
>>> "Danny MacDonald" ids@ns.sympatico.ca wrote in message
>>> news:OMI2SYJhFHA.3568@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...-
>>> Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good
>>> conductor
>>> of electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard
>>> motherboard
>>> ?
>>> -
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>> Thank you so much for all your advise. I hadn't checked back for so
>> long that I forgot my account credentials. Anyway, I finally have
>> crafted my very first Wooden CPU and it screams along at 7.2 Ghz ! The
>> exacto knife works flawlessly for overclocking and soaking it in water
>> has incresed bus speed to over 2.0 Ghz...I know, I was amazed too.
>> Thanks again and now I have one more question....Is it possible to make
>> video cards out of pop tarts? I'm almost sure I can but I'm a bit
>> concerned that the filling may leak and stain or worse yet perhaps burn
>> the wooden CPU. ?
>>
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>> --
>> vz07mk
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> Unlikely.
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> Wooden CPUs are usually only affected by organic matter.
>
> ...Bill
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>
You want to use the most dense wood available. Oak, or better still, the
exotics like Ironwood or Zebrawood. Their inherently dense structure allows
for more data to be processed. Speeds of over 9.3 GHz have been claimed by
Japanese researchers using experimental motherboards cast from molten rock
and cold-cured in snowbanks on the flanks of Mt. Fuji. Their
state-of-the-art production facilities are on the cutting edge of
technology.