Every time I try to use windows update or microsoft update it instantly
redirects me to this thank you page.
http://update.microsoft.com/windowsu...&thankspage=2&. The message in the page reads as follows,

Thank you for your interest in obtaining updates from our site.
This website is designed to work with Microsoft Windows operating systems
only.
To find updates for Microsoft products that are designed for Macintosh
operating systems, please visit http://www.microsoft.com/mac/.

My OS is MICROSOFT WINDOS ME! Its not MACINTOSH! My PC might be a Lemon, but
it is DEFINITELY no APPLE! I'm sure the problem is an incorrect key in the
registry, Just can't seem to figure it out.
Please Help!
I'm about to throw it in the street and Pulverize it with my truck!
LEMONADE ANYONE??? Thanks in advance for any info.

Go here:
If you have a 3rd party firewall, check your settings.

http://v4.windowsupdate.microsoft.com/troubleshoot/
Look for "When attempting to access the Windows Update Web site you receive
the following message: Thank You..."

Otherwise follow the windows Update Checklist:
http://www3.telus.net/dandemar/updtcl.htm

--
Jupiter Jones [MVP]
http://www3.telus.net/dandemar
http://www.dts-l.org


"piMp-aSs" <piMp-aSs@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:7CA7D76E-3BC6-4088-9C9A-12AED7FDB8D3@microsoft.com...
> Every time I try to use windows update or microsoft update it instantly
> redirects me to this thank you page.
> http://update.microsoft.com/windowsu...&thankspage=2&.
> The message in the page reads as follows,
>
> Thank you for your interest in obtaining updates from our site.
> This website is designed to work with Microsoft Windows operating systems
> only.
> To find updates for Microsoft products that are designed for Macintosh
> operating systems, please visit http://www.microsoft.com/mac/.
>
> My OS is MICROSOFT WINDOS ME! Its not MACINTOSH! My PC might be a Lemon,
> but
> it is DEFINITELY no APPLE! I'm sure the problem is an incorrect key in the
> registry, Just can't seem to figure it out.
> Please Help!
> I'm about to throw it in the street and Pulverize it with my truck!
> LEMONADE ANYONE??? Thanks in advance for any info.

When attempting to access the Windows Update Web site you receive the
following message: Thank You -- you must be running a Microsoft windows
operating system in order to use windows update
http://v4.windowsupdate.microsoft.com/troubleshoot/
--
~Robear Dyer (PA Bear)
MS MVP-Windows (IE/OE, Security, Shell/User)

piMp-aSs wrote:
> Every time I try to use windows update or microsoft update it instantly
> redirects me to this thank you page.
> http://update.microsoft.com/windowsu...&thankspage=2&.
> The message in the page reads as follows,
>
> Thank you for your interest in obtaining updates from our site.
> This website is designed to work with Microsoft Windows operating systems
> only.
> To find updates for Microsoft products that are designed for Macintosh
> operating systems, please visit http://www.microsoft.com/mac/.
>
> My OS is MICROSOFT WINDOS ME! Its not MACINTOSH! My PC might be a Lemon,
> but
> it is DEFINITELY no APPLE! I'm sure the problem is an incorrect key in the
> registry, Just can't seem to figure it out.
> Please Help!
> I'm about to throw it in the street and Pulverize it with my truck!
> LEMONADE ANYONE??? Thanks in advance for any info.

"piMp-aSs" <piMp-aSs@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:7CA7D76E-3BC6-4088-9C9A-12AED7FDB8D3@microsoft.com
....
> Every time I try to use windows update or microsoft update it instantly
> redirects me to this thank you page.
> http://update.microsoft.com/windowsu...&thankspage=2&. The message in the page reads as follows,
>
> Thank you for your interest in obtaining updates from our site.
> This website is designed to work with Microsoft Windows operating systems
> only.
> To find updates for Microsoft products that are designed for Macintosh
> operating systems, please visit http://www.microsoft.com/mac/.
>


See this article for more explanation

<title>KB817144 - "Thank You for Your Interest in Windows Update" message when you connect to the Windows Update Web Site</title>

and try this test site

http://www.fiddlertool.com/useragent.aspx


---


> My OS is MICROSOFT WINDOS ME! Its not MACINTOSH! My PC might be a Lemon, but
> it is DEFINITELY no APPLE! I'm sure the problem is an incorrect key in the
> registry, Just can't seem to figure it out.
> Please Help!
> I'm about to throw it in the street and Pulverize it with my truck!
> LEMONADE ANYONE??? Thanks in advance for any info.
>

"Robert Aldwinckle" wrote:
> See this article for more explanation
>
> <title>KB817144 - "Thank You for Your Interest in Windows Update" message when you connect to the Windows Update Web Site</title>
>
> and try this test site
>
> http://www.fiddlertool.com/useragent.aspx
>
>
Sorry For This Lengthy Response, I Know Your Time Is Valuable, I Appreciate
Any & All Help. Just Want To Be Complete As Possible.
Jupiter Jones/PA Bear: I Already Tried Update Troubleshooter. It Says The
Issue,
When attempting to access the Windows Update...Thank You -- you
must be running...to use windows update, Applies To Windows 2000 & WindowsXP.
My OS Is Windows ME, But Tried It Anyway. I Do Not Have A Fire Wall
Installed At This Time, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, Or Otherwise. I Deleted The Reg Key,
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Internet
Settings\User Agent\Post Platform
Before I Posted This Issue. It's A Single User PC And Not Connected To
A Network Of Any Kind and I Don't Use A Proxy. Further More,
Windows Was Installed Using A Retail Full Version Windows ME CD.
Not A Beta And Not An Upgrade CD. Already Checked Or Tried Everything Listed
In Windows Update Checklist With No Luck. I'm Running IE6 and Can Reinstall
All
Components Without Error Even After Deleting The Windows Update Folder.
In Internet Options I Added, http://www.microsoft.com, http://*.microsoft.com,
And http://*.windowsupdate.microsoft.com To The Trusted Sites
Zone And Unchecked Require...https Check Box. I Have
Thought All Along My Problem Could Be In The Reg Key,
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Internet
Settings\5.0\User Agent,
But Have No Reference To Work From. The Complete Sting Looks Like This,
User-Agent=Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Win32).
If This Is Not Correct Can Someone PLEASE Tell Me How It Should Read?
Robert Aldwinkle: KB817144 Article Covers Steps Already Taken As Mentioned
Above.

fiddlertool.com Gave This Feedback,
Type = IE5
Name = IE
Version = 5.5
Major Version = 5
Minor Version = 0.5
Platform = Unknown
Is Beta = False
Is Crawler = False
Is AOL = False
Is Win16 = False
Is Win32 = True
Supports Frames = True
Supports Tables = True
Supports Cookies = True
Supports VBScript = True
Supports JavaScript = True
Supports Java Applets = True
Supports ActiveX Controls = True

It Seems It Can't Determine My Platform.
I Reinstalled Windows Without Error.
Still Have The Same Problem. Any Ideas?
Again, Thank You All For Your Time And Efforts!
piMp-aSs

"piMp-aSs" <piMpaSs@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:0CC3ADCB-5107-4955-B80D-C94B58355EEB@microsoft.com
....
>
>
> "Robert Aldwinckle" wrote:
>> See this article for more explanation
>>
>> <title>KB817144 - "Thank You for Your Interest in Windows Update" message when you connect to the Windows Update Web Site</title>
>>
>> and try this test site
>>
>> http://www.fiddlertool.com/useragent.aspx

....
> I Do Not Have A Fire Wall Installed At This Time, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, Or Otherwise.
> I Deleted The Reg Key,
> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Internet
> Settings\User Agent\Post Platform
> Before I Posted This Issue.
....

> I Have Thought All Along My Problem Could Be In The Reg Key,
> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Internet
> Settings\5.0\User Agent,
> But Have No Reference To Work From. The Complete Sting Looks Like This,
> User-Agent=Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Win32).


I don't think that it is supposed to be fully formatted like that in the registry.
Where did you see this? Why aren't you showing us what subkeys and values
you have under the above key (such as "Post Platform", as documented
in the KB article)?


Also please post the results of entering the following script fragment
in your Address bar:

javascript:navigator.userAgent


> If This Is Not Correct Can Someone PLEASE Tell Me How It Should Read?
> Robert Aldwinkle: KB817144 Article Covers Steps Already Taken As Mentioned
> Above.
>
> fiddlertool.com Gave This Feedback,


Is this *all* that the tool returned?

If so, it appears that something in your connection path is stripping out
the User-Agent header and that would be what is causing your symptoms.
If you are using a software firewall program perhaps you should try
checking in its configuration for such an option and undo that;
otherwise you could try disabling the firewall temporarily.

Note for NTx lurkers: do not connect to the Internet without some kind
of port blocking in place, especially if your OS is unpatched.


Hmm... I see now that you claim you do not have a firewall.
Another possibility then would be that you have malware which has
taken over your TCP/IP stack and filtering requests that way.


> Type = IE5
> Name = IE
> Version = 5.5
> Major Version = 5
> Minor Version = 0.5
> Platform = Unknown
....
> It Seems It Can't Determine My Platform.
> I Reinstalled Windows Without Error.
> Still Have The Same Problem. Any Ideas?


Try a search?

According to this post normally you might be posting a clue about
your platform:

http://groups.google.com/group/micro...34a4d54cef584c

(Google Groups search for
"user-agent" (MSFT OR MVP) group:microsoft.*.windowsme.*
)

<quote>
[Example WinME output]
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
- - - - -
</quote>


Note that the example would be for a WinME user who would have
specifically IE6 or IE6sp1 installed.


Note: I have never used your OS or tried to support it
so you may find better help getting your User-Agent fixed
in a newsgroup which specializes in Windows ME.


> Again, Thank You All For Your Time And Efforts!
> piMp-aSs


Good luck

Robert
---

Check for Hijackware
http://aumha.org/a/parasite.htm
http://aumha.org/a/quickfix.htm
http://aumha.net/viewtopic.php?t=5878
http://mvps.org/winhelp2002/unwanted.htm
http://inetexplorer.mvps.org/data/prevention.htm
http://inetexplorer.mvps.org/archive/tshoot.html
http://www.mvps.org/sramesh2k/Malware_Defence.htm
http://defendingyourmachine.blogspot.com/

When all else fails, HijackThis v1.99.1
(http://aumha.net/downloads/hijackthis.zip) is the preferred tool to use.
It will help you to both identify and remove any hijackware/spyware. **Post
your log to http://forums.spywareinfo.com/,
http://castlecops.com/forum67.html or http://aumha.net/viewforum.php?f=30
for expert analysis, not here.**
--
~Robear Dyer (PA Bear)
MS MVP-Windows (IE/OE, Security, Shell/User)


piMp-aSs wrote:
> "Robert Aldwinckle" wrote:
>> See this article for more explanation
>>
>> <title>KB817144 - "Thank You for Your Interest in Windows Update" message
>> when you connect to the Windows Update Web Site</title>
>>
>> and try this test site
>>
>> http://www.fiddlertool.com/useragent.aspx
>>
>>
> Sorry For This Lengthy Response, I Know Your Time Is Valuable, I
> Appreciate
> Any & All Help. Just Want To Be Complete As Possible.
> Jupiter Jones/PA Bear: I Already Tried Update Troubleshooter. It Says The
> Issue,
> When attempting to access the Windows Update...Thank You -- you
> must be running...to use windows update, Applies To Windows 2000 &
> WindowsXP. My OS Is Windows ME, But Tried It Anyway. I Do Not Have A Fire
> Wall
> Installed At This Time, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, Or Otherwise. I Deleted The Reg
> Key,
> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Internet
> Settings\User Agent\Post Platform
> Before I Posted This Issue. It's A Single User PC And Not Connected To
> A Network Of Any Kind and I Don't Use A Proxy. Further More,
> Windows Was Installed Using A Retail Full Version Windows ME CD.
> Not A Beta And Not An Upgrade CD. Already Checked Or Tried Everything
> Listed
> In Windows Update Checklist With No Luck. I'm Running IE6 and Can
> Reinstall
> All
> Components Without Error Even After Deleting The Windows Update Folder.
> In Internet Options I Added, http://www.microsoft.com,
> http://*.microsoft.com, And http://*.windowsupdate.microsoft.com To The
> Trusted Sites
> Zone And Unchecked Require...https Check Box. I Have
> Thought All Along My Problem Could Be In The Reg Key,
> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Internet
> Settings\5.0\User Agent,
> But Have No Reference To Work From. The Complete Sting Looks Like This,
> User-Agent=Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Win32).
> If This Is Not Correct Can Someone PLEASE Tell Me How It Should Read?
> Robert Aldwinkle: KB817144 Article Covers Steps Already Taken As Mentioned
> Above.
>
> fiddlertool.com Gave This Feedback,
> Type = IE5
> Name = IE
> Version = 5.5
> Major Version = 5
> Minor Version = 0.5
> Platform = Unknown
> Is Beta = False
> Is Crawler = False
> Is AOL = False
> Is Win16 = False
> Is Win32 = True
> Supports Frames = True
> Supports Tables = True
> Supports Cookies = True
> Supports VBScript = True
> Supports JavaScript = True
> Supports Java Applets = True
> Supports ActiveX Controls = True
>
> It Seems It Can't Determine My Platform.
> I Reinstalled Windows Without Error.
> Still Have The Same Problem. Any Ideas?
> Again, Thank You All For Your Time And Efforts!
> piMp-aSs