Og Wrote:
> Would is inherently a poor conductor, so you will need to soak it in a
> good
> electrolyte in order to provide the electrons necessary to conduct
> electricity.
>
> steve
>
> "Danny MacDonald" ids@ns.sympatico.ca wrote in message
> news:OMI2SYJhFHA.3568@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...-
> Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good
> conductor
> of electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard
> motherboard
> ?
> -

Thank you so much for all your advise. I hadn't checked back for so
long that I forgot my account credentials. Anyway, I finally have
crafted my very first Wooden CPU and it screams along at 7.2 Ghz ! The
exacto knife works flawlessly for overclocking and soaking it in water
has incresed bus speed to over 2.0 Ghz...I know, I was amazed too.
Thanks again and now I have one more question....Is it possible to make
video cards out of pop tarts? I'm almost sure I can but I'm a bit
concerned that the filling may leak and stain or worse yet perhaps burn
the wooden CPU. ?


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vz07mk

"vz07mk" <vz07mk.213c7d@pcbanter.net> wrote in message
news:vz07mk.213c7d@pcbanter.net...
>
> Og Wrote:
>> Would is inherently a poor conductor, so you will need to soak it in a
>> good
>> electrolyte in order to provide the electrons necessary to conduct
>> electricity.
>>
>> steve
>>
>> "Danny MacDonald" ids@ns.sympatico.ca wrote in message
>> news:OMI2SYJhFHA.3568@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...-
>> Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good
>> conductor
>> of electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard
>> motherboard
>> ?
>> -
>
> Thank you so much for all your advise. I hadn't checked back for so
> long that I forgot my account credentials. Anyway, I finally have
> crafted my very first Wooden CPU and it screams along at 7.2 Ghz ! The
> exacto knife works flawlessly for overclocking and soaking it in water
> has incresed bus speed to over 2.0 Ghz...I know, I was amazed too.
> Thanks again and now I have one more question....Is it possible to make
> video cards out of pop tarts? I'm almost sure I can but I'm a bit
> concerned that the filling may leak and stain or worse yet perhaps burn
> the wooden CPU. ?
>
>
> --
> vz07mk

Unlikely.

Wooden CPUs are usually only affected by organic matter.

....Bill

vz07mk Wrote:
> Og Wrote:
> > Would is inherently a poor conductor, so you will need to soak it in
> a
> > good
> > electrolyte in order to provide the electrons necessary to conduct
> > electricity.
> >
> > steve
> >
> > "Danny MacDonald" ids@ns.sympatico.ca wrote in message
> > news:OMI2SYJhFHA.3568@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...-
> > Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good
> > conductor
> > of electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard
> > motherboard
> > ?
> > -
>
> Thank you so much for all your advise. I hadn't checked back for so
> long that I forgot my account credentials. Anyway, I finally have
> crafted my very first Wooden CPU and it screams along at 7.2 Ghz ! The
> exacto knife works flawlessly for overclocking and soaking it in water
> has incresed bus speed to over 2.0 Ghz...I know, I was amazed too.
> Thanks again and now I have one more question....Is it possible to
> make
> video cards out of pop tarts? I'm almost sure I can but I'm a bit
> concerned that the filling may leak and stain or worse yet perhaps
> burn
> the wooden CPU. ?
>
>
> --
> vz07mk


I know back in the "old" days the pop tarts were AGP compliant, but
i've not seen PCI-e compliant pop tarts. might have to wait for bit,
you'd hate for this to be the sys bottleneck


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cyberhonky

"billious" <billious_1954@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:43bb36e3$0$31804$a82e2bb9@reader.athenanews.c om...
>
> "vz07mk" <vz07mk.213c7d@pcbanter.net> wrote in message
> news:vz07mk.213c7d@pcbanter.net...
>>
>> Og Wrote:
>>> Would is inherently a poor conductor, so you will need to soak it in a
>>> good
>>> electrolyte in order to provide the electrons necessary to conduct
>>> electricity.
>>>
>>> steve
>>>
>>> "Danny MacDonald" ids@ns.sympatico.ca wrote in message
>>> news:OMI2SYJhFHA.3568@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...-
>>> Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good
>>> conductor
>>> of electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard
>>> motherboard
>>> ?
>>> -
>>
>> Thank you so much for all your advise. I hadn't checked back for so
>> long that I forgot my account credentials. Anyway, I finally have
>> crafted my very first Wooden CPU and it screams along at 7.2 Ghz ! The
>> exacto knife works flawlessly for overclocking and soaking it in water
>> has incresed bus speed to over 2.0 Ghz...I know, I was amazed too.
>> Thanks again and now I have one more question....Is it possible to make
>> video cards out of pop tarts? I'm almost sure I can but I'm a bit
>> concerned that the filling may leak and stain or worse yet perhaps burn
>> the wooden CPU. ?
>>
>>
>> --
>> vz07mk
>
> Unlikely.
>
> Wooden CPUs are usually only affected by organic matter.
>
> ...Bill
>
>
You want to use the most dense wood available. Oak, or better still, the
exotics like Ironwood or Zebrawood. Their inherently dense structure allows
for more data to be processed. Speeds of over 9.3 GHz have been claimed by
Japanese researchers using experimental motherboards cast from molten rock
and cold-cured in snowbanks on the flanks of Mt. Fuji. Their
state-of-the-art production facilities are on the cutting edge of
technology.

Since pop tarts have the same half-life as uranium, they would sure last a
long time as video cards. I am pretty sure that they would outlast your
Wooden CPU.

You may want to also consider using Twinkies for RAM, they would certainly
outlast the pop tarts.

--
Hope this helps. Let us know.

Wes
MS-MVP Windows Shell/User

In news:vz07mk.213c7d@pcbanter.net,
vz07mk <vz07mk.213c7d@pcbanter.net> hunted and pecked:
> Og Wrote:
>> Would is inherently a poor conductor, so you will need to soak it in a
>> good
>> electrolyte in order to provide the electrons necessary to conduct
>> electricity.
>>
>> steve
>>
>> "Danny MacDonald" ids@ns.sympatico.ca wrote in message
>> news:OMI2SYJhFHA.3568@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...-
>> Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good
>> conductor
>> of electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard
>> motherboard
>> ?
>> -
>
> Thank you so much for all your advise. I hadn't checked back for so
> long that I forgot my account credentials. Anyway, I finally have
> crafted my very first Wooden CPU and it screams along at 7.2 Ghz ! The
> exacto knife works flawlessly for overclocking and soaking it in water
> has incresed bus speed to over 2.0 Ghz...I know, I was amazed too.
> Thanks again and now I have one more question....Is it possible to make
> video cards out of pop tarts? I'm almost sure I can but I'm a bit
> concerned that the filling may leak and stain or worse yet perhaps burn
> the wooden CPU. ?
>
>
> --
> vz07mk

Thanks Wesley. Twinkies for RAM eh....humm Do you know if they will work
with an 800Mhz FSB?

Wesley Vogel Wrote:
> Since pop tarts have the same half-life as uranium, they would sure last
> a
> long time as video cards. I am pretty sure that they would outlast
> your
> Wooden CPU.
>
> You may want to also consider using Twinkies for RAM, they would
> certainly
> outlast the pop tarts.
>
> --
> Hope this helps. Let us know.
>
> Wes
> MS-MVP Windows Shell/User
>
> In news:vz07mk.213c7d@pcbanter.net,
> vz07mk vz07mk.213c7d@pcbanter.net hunted and pecked:
> Og Wrote:
> Would is inherently a poor conductor, so you will need to soak it in
> a
> good
> electrolyte in order to provide the electrons necessary to conduct
> electricity.
>
> steve
>
> "Danny MacDonald" ids@ns.sympatico.ca wrote in message
> news:OMI2SYJhFHA.3568@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...-
> Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good
> conductor
> of electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard
> motherboard
> ?
> -
>
> Thank you so much for all your advise. I hadn't checked back for so
> long that I forgot my account credentials. Anyway, I finally have
> crafted my very first Wooden CPU and it screams along at 7.2 Ghz !
> The
> exacto knife works flawlessly for overclocking and soaking it in
> water
> has incresed bus speed to over 2.0 Ghz...I know, I was amazed too.
> Thanks again and now I have one more question....Is it possible to
> make
> video cards out of pop tarts? I'm almost sure I can but I'm a bit
> concerned that the filling may leak and stain or worse yet perhaps
> burn
> the wooden CPU. ?
>
>
> --
> vz07mk


--
vz07mk

:-D

--
Hope this helps. Let us know.

Wes
MS-MVP Windows Shell/User

In news:vz07mk.2159ng@pcbanter.net,
vz07mk <vz07mk.2159ng@pcbanter.net> hunted and pecked:
> Thanks Wesley. Twinkies for RAM eh....humm Do you know if they will work
> with an 800Mhz FSB?
>
> Wesley Vogel Wrote:
>> Since pop tarts have the same half-life as uranium, they would sure last
>> a
>> long time as video cards. I am pretty sure that they would outlast
>> your
>> Wooden CPU.
>>
>> You may want to also consider using Twinkies for RAM, they would
>> certainly
>> outlast the pop tarts.
>>
>> --
>> Hope this helps. Let us know.
>>
>> Wes
>> MS-MVP Windows Shell/User
>>
>> In news:vz07mk.213c7d@pcbanter.net,
>> vz07mk vz07mk.213c7d@pcbanter.net hunted and pecked:
>> Og Wrote:
>> Would is inherently a poor conductor, so you will need to soak it in
>> a
>> good
>> electrolyte in order to provide the electrons necessary to conduct
>> electricity.
>>
>> steve
>>
>> "Danny MacDonald" ids@ns.sympatico.ca wrote in message
>> news:OMI2SYJhFHA.3568@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...-
>> Would anyone know how to make CPUs out of wood? I swood a good
>> conductor
>> of electricity and will it integrate properly into a standard
>> motherboard
>> ?
>> -
>>
>> Thank you so much for all your advise. I hadn't checked back for so
>> long that I forgot my account credentials. Anyway, I finally have
>> crafted my very first Wooden CPU and it screams along at 7.2 Ghz !
>> The
>> exacto knife works flawlessly for overclocking and soaking it in
>> water
>> has incresed bus speed to over 2.0 Ghz...I know, I was amazed too.
>> Thanks again and now I have one more question....Is it possible to
>> make
>> video cards out of pop tarts? I'm almost sure I can but I'm a bit
>> concerned that the filling may leak and stain or worse yet perhaps
>> burn
>> the wooden CPU. ?
>>
>>
>> --
>> vz07mk
>
>
> --
> vz07mk